“This goes out to the Mastodon community” -Disparager
“I feel like I’m in an aquarium” -Anonymous
“That’ll be 15 big ones” -Bartender quoting the price of a can of Stella
"We're at capacity"
C'est la vie
Before closing its doors, OWL is blowing them off the hinges
“Does anyone know how to bark in here?” -The Dutch Kills
“This is usually the part where we stage dive but we lost our ladder in Philly” -Lone
“I’m actually going to sing on this next one. Real notes”
I’m just a screenage dirtbag baby
A perfect night of music between Heaven and Hell
"Crate" -Crate
“Underneath every mean-ass bitch is a hurt baby girl” -Cryogeyser
“Friday night stage lights
“I was so in the wrong that it’s embarrassing to talk about on stage”
The show must go on
"Look at the schedule. This band submitted their genre as Male”